The Secret of Having Babies
Senin, 29 September 2008
Setting: Kamar mom and dad
David lari2 dari luar, nerobos masuk kamar dengan suara antusias: Mommy, mommy, is that true that sex is put the penis inside vagina?
Mama (pucet mode on): hm....*speechless*
David: is that true, mommy? John said...
Mama (beranjak dari tempat tidur, mencari tertuduh tunggal di ruang makan): John, what did you say to David?
John (sambil ngemil mangga): No, I did not tell him everything. He told me that sex is kissing. I said it is not true then I explained a little.
Mommy (oh my gosh): ok, now both of you...in my room.
Mommy: boys, I will tell you the secret of having babies now. Please keep this only for us. Never share this with your friends or teachers, never share this to your uncles or aunties. Keep this for us only in the meantime.
Boys: ok mommy, promise (with that kind of look, you know)
Mommy: ok...boys have penis, girls have vagina. Near the penis you have testicles, they produce sperm. In the end of vagina, mommy has uterus and ovary that is produce eggs every month. Bla bla bla (ga usah ditulis kali yeee....secara yg baca pasti dah pada tau bukan?)
Dan setelah semua yang aku rasa cukup dan perlu mereka tahu (boook...susah nyari kata2nya yg pas, mana kudu pake londo bwahahahaha) habis aku ceritain, diskusi berakhir damai tanpa pertumpahan darah (emangnya apaan?)
David: eeewww....mommy, so u did it with daddy to have me and John? Oh my gosh...it's grossy (mukanya ijo hihihi)
Mommy: yes, off course we did it (sambil pasang mimik cool).
John: mommy, then how the sperm can burst out from the penis? We have to pee inside the vagina?
Mommy: it is for the next session (sambil mendelik just for John)
Besok paginya dua anak itu laporan sambil sarapan.
John: Mommy, I have decided that I want to have my first child when I am 29 and the second when I am 32. So I only have to do sex two times! (bwahahahaha....nak....nak...gak nyesel?)
David: and I...I dont think I want to have kids....sex it not nice.....(oalaaaa....)
Dear Lord, thank you for this wonderful angels you have given us. They are so pure yet so smart.
Aku ngakak abis-abisan kalu inget malam itu.
Setting: Kamar mom and dad
David lari2 dari luar, nerobos masuk kamar dengan suara antusias: Mommy, mommy, is that true that sex is put the penis inside vagina?
Mama (pucet mode on): hm....*speechless*
David: is that true, mommy? John said...
Mama (beranjak dari tempat tidur, mencari tertuduh tunggal di ruang makan): John, what did you say to David?
John (sambil ngemil mangga): No, I did not tell him everything. He told me that sex is kissing. I said it is not true then I explained a little.
Mommy (oh my gosh): ok, now both of you...in my room.
Mommy: boys, I will tell you the secret of having babies now. Please keep this only for us. Never share this with your friends or teachers, never share this to your uncles or aunties. Keep this for us only in the meantime.
Boys: ok mommy, promise (with that kind of look, you know)
Mommy: ok...boys have penis, girls have vagina. Near the penis you have testicles, they produce sperm. In the end of vagina, mommy has uterus and ovary that is produce eggs every month. Bla bla bla (ga usah ditulis kali yeee....secara yg baca pasti dah pada tau bukan?)
Dan setelah semua yang aku rasa cukup dan perlu mereka tahu (boook...susah nyari kata2nya yg pas, mana kudu pake londo bwahahahaha) habis aku ceritain, diskusi berakhir damai tanpa pertumpahan darah (emangnya apaan?)
David: eeewww....mommy, so u did it with daddy to have me and John? Oh my gosh...it's grossy (mukanya ijo hihihi)
Mommy: yes, off course we did it (sambil pasang mimik cool).
John: mommy, then how the sperm can burst out from the penis? We have to pee inside the vagina?
Mommy: it is for the next session (sambil mendelik just for John)
Besok paginya dua anak itu laporan sambil sarapan.
John: Mommy, I have decided that I want to have my first child when I am 29 and the second when I am 32. So I only have to do sex two times! (bwahahahaha....nak....nak...gak nyesel?)
David: and I...I dont think I want to have kids....sex it not nice.....(oalaaaa....)
Dear Lord, thank you for this wonderful angels you have given us. They are so pure yet so smart.
Aku ngakak abis-abisan kalu inget malam itu.
posted by Stella Martini at 8:13 PM
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